Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
Randomize
