More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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