I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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