roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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