Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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