Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
This was the first funeral I've ever attended where I had to pee behind a bush cuz someone was passed-out drunk in the locked bathroom. Steve would have been proud.
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