i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
I had to explain to the waiter that I'm not the DD because I can't drive, but as the Designated 'Make Sure No One Gets Roofied Or Hit By A Car On The Walk Home'-er, I should still get the free drinks.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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