Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
soo according to the calendar on my phone, I'm 5 minutes late to have sex with that guy from work. Apparently we planned this, I even set an alarm.
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
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