Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
Randomize
