i permit you to call me
I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
Fuck appropriateness.
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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