Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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