Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
turns out the guy i was dating because he was a cop was not actually a cop. i learned this as he got arrested by real cops.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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