So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
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