please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
I've blown a few things in my day
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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