the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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