I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
Shame is for Republicans.
Randomize
