yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
Randomize