i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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