its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
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