First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
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