I must be too annoying 4 u.
How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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