Firetruck pulls up, fireman jumps out n knocks on my door, asks "do you know where Johnny lives?"
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
lets start a swedish sibling band together
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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