Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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