In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
I don't know what weirder, the fact that I flat out said "I thought I deleted you from facebook" or that she responded with "I just hacked your account and readded myself". Never thought I'd say this but I wish drunk me would stop making friends!
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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