you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
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Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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