Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
I have feelings that need drinking.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
There is a moment when you wake up with a butt plug in when you question your choices in life.
There is also a moment when you wake up in a kiddie pool of jello cubes where you question what the fuck you did last night. Are you still in the attic or did you go home.
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