I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
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