i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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