here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
We need to get me chipped asap
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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