could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
I forgot how hot balto sounded
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
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