Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
if i can run in heels then i can drive
My Mom bought me a vibrating toothbrush. Maybe this is her way of apologizing for throwing away my other thing that vibrated.
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
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