Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
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