is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I wish i was in the wii world.
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
All of my Tinder matches have neck tattoos. It's like God wants me to go to jail again.
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