I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
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