If i come over, it means nothing
Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
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