Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
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