Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
its liver damage thursday
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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