I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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