She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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