You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
this just has baby written all over it
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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