marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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