Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
Randomize
