Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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