she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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