Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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