Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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