is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
Why can't burritos get me drunk
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
Randomize
