Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
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