he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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