ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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