lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
Election Day 2016 shall forever live in infamy as the day when I hobbled through my neighborhood, mascara melting down my face, wearing one slipper and a cast, blood and cum all over my skirt, carrying a box of wine, and no one even noticed.
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