I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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