We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
Randomize
