We're facebook friends in real life
Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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