Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
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